Mard Ko Dard Nahi Hota review: This Karate film will dropkick its way to being one of the best films of 2019

If your childhood was like mine… Then you will absolutely, positively love everything that the weirdly titled film Mard Ko Dard Nahi Hota.

I admit that I was put off by the title because it sounded like some silly name cooked up by a single lad who could not get a date nor could they get over a girl they never spoke to ever, but were now writing gawdawful heartbreak poems addressed to her.

So I skipped the film during the Mumbai International Film Festival late last year, thinking it will show up on the screens soon enough. The film went on to win accolades in the film festival circuit and I was immersed in great offerings on Netflix and Amazon Prime and, of course, movies like Sonchiraiya on the big screen.

This movie is a little bit of C4. It comes out of nowhere -- like, I said the name was as off-putting as M-Seal type adhesive which you have to roll together to make it work -- then blows your mind. I sat in the theatre, a smile plastered to my face, and am still giggling as I write this for you.

You see little Surya being beaten up by his cruel classmates because he doesn’t feel any physical pain.

The movie has no big ticket movie stars. And that’s a huge plus. Everyone gives it their all. That means it is the first time I wasn’t annoyed with the child stars in the movie. You see little Surya being beaten up by his cruel classmates because he doesn’t feel any physical pain. His only friend is Supri who defends her with everything she has got. He has been taught to say, ‘Ouch!’ by his grandpa at the sight of blood, because he cannot feel pain. He has pretended to be normal for other people and his dad’s sake.

Mahesh Manjrekar is brilliant as Surya’s grandpa. He has the best lines in the film. Without giving too much away, he says, ‘Isko Bruce Lee nahi, saheli chaahiye!’

Grandpa is simply called ‘Ajoba’ (grandpa in Marathi), and he is happy to fill Surya’s head with stories about how he has to practice Karate and save the world from evil chain snatchers (every superhero needs some evil to fight!). After the super fight in school, Surya’s dad has grounded him for like, forever. Surya now grows up on all kinds of VHS classics. Karate flicks.

My eyes glazed over to see the titles Surya was watching and I wanted to jump into the screen and steal the titles. I knew I would come back home and watch Five Fingers of Death, the 1972 film or Chocolate ( 2008 film where the heroine is an autistic girl who settles her family debt by fighting)... But Surya grows up to rather presentable (remember how Madhavan was a little different from the Khans?) young man. A great debut for Abhimanyu Dassani (son of yesteryear star Bhagyashree of Maine Pyar Kiya, Mappillai Manasu Poopola fame).

The writing is perhaps better than what you saw in Sonchiraiya and that is a huge thing.

The film uses Deadpool style talking to the audience technique (breaking the fourth wall) rather well. Thankfully the action takes over and the conversation becomes thought bubbles you read in graphic novels. You’ve seen the trailer, and you’ll get what I mean. But what you will love are the references to Bollywood movies, not just Geraftaar but… Oh no! Go see the film for yourself and then add the references in the comments section here.

The writing is perhaps better than what you saw in Sonchiraiya and that is a huge thing. Here, there are all kinds of references. The guard calls Surya, ‘Saste ka Nana Patekar!’ when Surya yells after the girl. Now if you don’t know about Nana Patekar’s gyan giving dialogue, you won’t get it, but if you do, what joy.

Also during a fight scene, the fight brings them into a room ready for a motivational conference where the poster says, ‘Honk if you want to step forward!’ And during the fight, when everyone is waiting with bated breath, one baddie steps forward, and guess what, steps on to a horn that is conveniently lying in his way. In any other movie you’d groan, but here, you laugh your head off because you just noticed the giant poster not a minute ago as a backdrop of some karate fights.

 

Director Vasan Bala should be given a special eagle eye award for adding the little touches like the old man who won’t issue a gun to the baddie.

Gulshan Devaiah is brilliant as Karate Mani (all those hours I have spent in front of the TV and the VCR watching and practising to tapes of Master KJ Joseph, Shifu Prabhakar Reddy, and Grand Master Kyoshi Ainul Sheikh, seems worth it) and his evil twin Jimmy. He is so good, I and still laughing at his instruction to the felled heroine: no need to get up, lean on your elbow and watch from there only.

That brings us to the heroine. Radhika Madan plays Supri, the grown-up version of the little girl who used to rescue little Surya. She too learnt karate and boy, can she kick ass! A happy homage to Jason Statham’s capture baddies with a shirt used as a rope works brilliantly for this actor. She is so good, you watch her with as much awe as Surya does, plonked on a box aka Deadpool.

It doesn’t matter what the swag of the lad is, the writers of this film should win all the awards. And director Vasan Bala should be given a special eagle eye award for adding the little touches like the old man who won’t issue a gun to the baddie, the baddie in the last fight who goes back to being dead.

The film releases on Holi. What better way to celebrate the madness that is nostalgia and in all the colours of crazy than with Mard Ko Dard Nahi Hota?! Stay hydrated, y’all!